Overview
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This is an Adults only walking tour of Edinburgh so no screaming kids to worry about, small groups (15 max) and plenty of bad language.
Let us take you on the most fun and outrageous walking tour in All of Scotland.
A walking tour with lots of History made for people who hate history.
See and hear the stories of the old town of Edinburgh and alot of absolute bullsh** too!
Additional Info
Service animals allowed
Public transportation options are available nearby
Not recommended for travelers with poor cardiovascular health
Travelers should have at least a moderate level of physical fitness
What To Expect
Edinburgh Old Town
Walk around the Edinburgh old town. Seeing all the most important sights, hearing the stories of the people and places that make the city so special.
Options
Dirty Olde Town Walking Tour
Adults only - Private tour
What‘s Included
Guided walking tour
dirty offensive and bad jokes
Cancellation Policy
For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.
Reviews
40 reviews
Total reviews and rating from Viator & Tripadvisor
Great time!
veyarestaxa,Oct 23, 2019
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00So glad we did this. I surprised my family with this unusual tour, not letting them know what was going to happen. Really though, even I didn’t really know what was going to happen. We had done other walking tours of Edinburgh and were a bit “walking toured” out but this one is so much better and fun and different....just book it! You’ll laugh and learn and laugh some more. Dave is hilariously funny and you get to see a lot of the old town. I’d recommend booking the tour early in your visit as it will give you a lay of the land and background of the city.
Family Adult Vacation
sharyld2019,Oct 18, 2019
- Review from Tripadvisor
4.00Dave was a great tour guide! Highly recommend this tour if your not a sensitive political correct individual. He makes his tour a unique for sure.
Great tour informative and funny
LouLoki,Sep 15, 2019
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00What can I say about Dave. If you go to Edinburgh without children I can not recommend this tour enough. Not only did we learn a lot about history we had a great laugh as well. I could not believe how much ground we covered in 90 minutes, yet nothing felt rushed and hurried. Yes there is a bit of bad language, but nothing worse than you hear on an episode of Peaky Blinders. So if you are not easily offended and like a good joke and a good bit of banter, give this a go, you wont regret it. Thank you for a great tour Dave
Amazing guide!
Luke S,Jul 10, 2019
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00Great walking tour!! Dave is one of the best guides I've ever had on a tour and it is definitely worth it!
Great and Unique tour
Nevadaglory,Jul 10, 2019
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00Great tour with a very funny guide! Lots of jokes and information you can’t get on any other tour! Highly recommended
Dirty Dave's Old Town Adventure
Jenny M,Jul 10, 2019
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00This walking tour speaks true to its name for an entertaining and informative tour of old town. Walking around town with Dave will answer the questions and wonders you may have come upon in your discoveries of old town in addition to pointing out new wonders of old town that you didn't notice before!
Dirty Dave's Edinburgh Adventure
Dillon K,Jul 8, 2019
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00The tour was set at an excellent pace to cover a good bit of ground without wearing anyone out. Dirty Dave lives up to his tour name, exposing some of the more shocking and unusual bits of the city's history - the kind you won't get to hear on any other adventure! 10 out of 10 would do again
Old town tour
Sherlee M,Jul 8, 2019
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00Dave gives great background and stories to the area without info dumping on you. I would definitely recommend walking with him if you want a more entertaining, fun, chill time. Fair warning his jokes will not get better over time, still 10/10.
Silly offensive fun while learning stuff about Edinburgh
Hedley T,Jul 4, 2019
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00Had an excellent ramble around the best bits of Auld Reekie with Dirty Dave last night. If you want a Scotsman's take on things old and new, do this tour and enjoy the comedy too. 6 stars.
Dave's a good time
Hannah F,Jul 1, 2019
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00Dave was a good laugh. A good alternative way to see the sites of Edinburgh and enjoy a drink along the way (don't tell his girlfriend)
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