You'll see everything you came to see -the cathedral, the market, the medieval streets, the funicular, St. Mark's Church with the famous roof. All of it.

But the buildings are just the backdrop. The real tour is about the people who live here - what a Zagreb apartment costs, what a local teacher earns per month, where people actually spend their evenings, and why the café on the corner has been full every morning for thirty years.

Questions are encouraged. Opinions are welcome. Interruptions are fine. If you want to know something, just ask - we've probably got an answer, and if it's embarrassing enough, we'll definitely share it.

Fair warning: there's a fair amount of sarcasm involved. If you're easily offended, there are plenty of other tours in Zagreb. They're very professional. You'll have a lovely time.

Small group, maximum 15 people, a guide who actually enjoys talking to strangers, and enough room for questions, detours, and the kind of answers you won't find on a sign.

Infants and small children can ride in a pram or stroller

Service animals allowed

Public transportation options are available nearby

Suitable for all physical fitness levels